You might be a redneck... no you might be yeshivesh...

If one of your wife's shaitels cost more than both of your cars...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

If you mow the lawn wearing a black wool suit...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

If you let your eight-year-old babysit for her five younger
siblings...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

If you consider chulent a basic food group...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

If you read about a "Rabbi Emeritus" and think he must come from Greece
...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

If you use words like "davka", "mamish", and " skoiach" in
every conversation, even when talking to your maid or the checkout
clerk...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

If you're intimately familiar with which Paskez treats can be bought
with food stamps...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

If you think "parve" is an official ice cream flavor...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

If your grandchilden are older than some of your children...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

If you had to get engaged after three dates because there are only three
airports in the NY area...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

If you go to a wedding with your wife and only see one another for the
car ride there and back...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

If the only time you wash/clean your car is before pesach
You Might Be Yeshivish!

If you think "schmorgasbord" is a yiddish word...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

If the school bus breaks down and they ask to borrow your van...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

If your wife's clothing choices are not affected by seasonal
changes...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

If "kugel making" is the primary female rite of passage for
your daughters...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

If your wife keeps her wigs on the dresser and your TV in the
closet...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

If you heard about this article but can't read it because the
internet was ossered...
You Might Be Yeshivish!!!