Friday, March 14, 2008

Good News, Bad News

The old guy went to his doctor to find out the result of his lab tests. "I've got good news and bad news," the doctor said.
"Give me the good news first," the patient replied.
"The good news is that you have only 24 hours to live."
"What!" the patient blubbered. "If that's the good news, what's the bad news?"
"I forgot to call you yesterday."

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