Friday, May 30, 2008

Lipa Helping Masbia

Lipa Shmeltzer was helping get the food out at Masbia The kitchen was serving steaks — juicy, 16-ounce kosher shell steaks. Seconds were even available.A soup kitchen that serves steak might sound rather luxurious, but steak night comes only once a year at Masbia, in honor of Grand Rabbi Yeshaya Steiner of Kerestir, Hungary, who died in 1925 and who was known for feeding the hungry.

Why do people make such a big deal about Lipa? Its one thing when he's singing but also when hes volunteering? It probably gives many people the wrong idea of why he is doing it. As you can see when he is dishing out the food someone is taking pictures the whole time. There is a right and wrong time for everything and that is not the time for pictures.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Friday, May 23, 2008

Read Before Clicking On The Link

There are two identical pictures that will appear on the screen. Almost
8000 people were tested to see if they could find the 3 differences and
only 19 got it.
See how observant you are and if you find all 3 differences, you are
one of the most elite people in the world!

Click Here.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Be sure to read the bottom line


Monday, May 19, 2008

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Wild Beach Party

Multiple Births

A doctor rushes in to the waiting room in Sha'are Zedek hospital where
three men are waiting and tells one of the men, 'Mazal Tov, Mazal Tov,
Mazal Tov, Mazal Tov! Your wife just had quadruplets!'
When he recovered his composure, the proud father said,
'That figures, we're from Kiryat Arba.'
Shortly thereafter a nurse emerges, shaking her head. 'It's a record!'
she exclaims to the second man, 'your wife just had octuplets!'
'Wow,' said the astonished dad,
'But I guess that figures, too. We're from Kiryat Shmoneh.'
The third man turns pale, staggers to a chair and cries out
'Gevalt! We're from Meah Shearim!'

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Ralph and Edna

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you
want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with
all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in
a mental hospital. One day while they were walking
past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly
jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom
of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse
Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the
hospital, as she now considered her to be
mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna,
I have good news and bad news. The good news is
you're being discharged, since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and
saving the life of the person you love. I have
concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom
with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.
I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him
there to dry. How soon can I go home?'

Happy Mental Health day!

Shadchan's Job

A shadchan (matchmaker) goes to see a poor man and says, 'I want to arrange a marriage for your son.'
The poor man replies, 'I never interfere in my son's life.'
The shadchan responds, 'But the girl is Lord Rothschild's daughter.'
'Well, in that case...'
Next, the shadchan approaches Lord Rothschild. 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
'But my daughter is too young to marry.'
'But this young man is already a vice president of the World Bank.'
'Ah, in that case...'
Finally, the shadchan goes to see the president of the World Bank.
'I have a young man to recommend to you as a vice president.'
'But I already have more vice presidents than I need.'
'But this young man is Lord Rothschild's son-in-law.'
'Ah, in that case....'

Beautiful Mind: Stephen Wilkshire

Truly Amazing!!

Friday, May 9, 2008